Wednesday, 28 March 2018

Goldie's Bears by Mila Crawford

Joanne Swinney 

Goldie's Bears by Mila Crawford
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Can’t help giving spoilers, sorry. Not sorry.

This was the shortest of short reads in the history of short reads. THE END.

LOL! Okay, of course I knew it was a short read, but still I wanted it to be longer. I was enjoying the wierdly almost adult porn version of, Goldilocks and the Three Bears. Don’t believe me? Read it for yourself.

Goldie, yeah that’s her name, finds herself lost in the middle of the wilderness. As beautiful as it is, she’s getting colder by the minute and is becoming tired. When she spots a cabin she can’t believe her luck, and goes to knock on the door. (giggling)
There was no answer so she opened the door and went inside. Once inside she saw three huge chairs and thought they looked so comfy she’d try them out. (laughing out loud)

There was still no sign of any man or shifter to be seen so she went to the kitchen, she was incredible hungry and searched for food. Inside the fridge were three bowls. She tried a little out of each bowl. I know, I swear I not making this up.

Goldie decided to have a look around the three bedrooms with three huge beds. She was starting to feel tired and lay down just for a little while.

From this moment onwards there is no rendition of the children’s fairytale. Adult 18 plus ONLY!

Three bear shifter brothers, Kash, Marcus and Jonas lived in the cabin Goldie was fast asleep in. They have been unsuccessfully searching for their mates for years but still not giving up. They wish desperately to have that one woman that means more to them than anything else in the world. Imagine their utter shock, but yet handle the situation dare I say calmly, at finding a woman in their cabin, and not just any woman, all theirs. Yep all of them. One mate between three big bears. I’m obviously completely jealous, anyone that knows me knows how much I love bear shifter romances.

What occurs next is unbelievable but it’s make believe so I rolled with it. Each brother in turn took care of Goldie. Not just to feed and bathe her, but took care of her needs. I mean she had like at least fifteen orgasms in one evening. Is that even possible? I know I am total green with envy. Sigh!

So, if you like short reads, romance, erotica and let’s not forget bear shifters then you need to read. You may giggle, but you won’t be laughing for long.

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